taysswifty:
Plot twist: Someday George will be living in a big ‘o city and all Tay is going to be is mean.
Sounds like a hit if you ask me. I may have to record it, maybe remix it a bit, y’know. The whole world deserves to know that T Sweezy is actually a bully who enjoys crushing my hopes and dreams.
whoranwhatup:
‘Afternoon, mofos.
Toaster Strudels are where it’s at, mate.
kenn-jenn:
Bonjour, I’m Kendall and I am half cat.
I just so happen to love cats. Nice to meet you, babe.
taysswifty:
That’s not truth.
Ouch. Crushing my hopes and dreams, Swift.
skylertho:
Hi George, I’m Skyler. I don’t really like monkeys, but you’re pretty cute.
I’d normally be a bit insulted, but you’re pretty cute yourself, so I’ll let it pass.
I’m George and I’m also a monkey.
